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    The Worst Birthday Card For A 13-Year-Old Girl

    boobies = rich boyfriends

    Hallmark responded saying:

    "This card was produced by Creative Publishing prior to Hallmark Cards acquiring the company in 1998. We are as surprised and horrified as anyone else to have discovered that there are still copies in circulation. The card has not been produced for over 15 years and would never pass our own strict guidelines of taste and appropriateness. We would like to assure all our customers that we will do everything in our power to track down remaining copies."

    But until then lets just pray those boobies start growing quick.