KRATOS! HE WILL BE THE NEW GOD OF WAR!

We need to go… DEEPER.

Anybody else think “Sou-thern Flor-ida girls” would have been better than “South Flor-i-da”? I hate when words don't fit with the beat.

I liked it better the first time when it was called “The Happening”… Not really, i never liked it.

So you're saying that turtles are just series of tubes?

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DEAR INTERNET, YOU KNOW NOTHING OF GREEK LIFE
That being said, this is almost definitely for recruitment and to put on their best face for new girls. Believe me, if they're anything like the sorostitutes at my school they wear sweats as frequently as HUMANLY POSSIBLE.

Howey Physics Lecture Hall, Georgia Institute of Technology FTW,