The invention of the millennium: it’s Post-Poo Drops. Just add a dropper or two of this into the toilet after you’ve dumped your ever-loving heart out and … no one would even guess that you flushed a major load. All that’s left behind is a citrusy-floral scent (and it’s anti-bacterial too!) More specifically, as the A.P.C. catalog that sells it says, it’s:
“a delightful bathroom deodorizer best suited for use by those who eat, drink and digest daily.”
Yes, Post-Poo Drops are truly the shit. Or, rather, not the shit. Or something like that.