1. You look like this:
You literally scare everyone away and are an embarrassment at restaurants.
2. You dance like this whenever your friend starts talking to a girl:
Can you actually stop?
3. Or you dance like this in the middle of the party:
And embarrass your entire entourage.
4. You’re ALWAYS the extra wheel, and it’s getting creepy:
It’s almost like you ENJOY it.
5. You talk way too much:
This isn’t an interview. Chill out.
6. Your A-game scares everyone away:
You’ve failed to understand what leering is, and it’s ruining everything.
7. The only girl you’re looking to pick up is a bottle:
She’ll never reject you and move out of the apartment when you’re out of town for the weekend!
8. People scare you, and you hate public places:
“Can’t we just stand in this corner?”
9. You stink.
You’re a stinky man and that’s just how you like it. However, no one else does.
10. Your radar is a little off:
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder?
11. You’re too clingy:
“You’re staying at her place tonight? Can I come too…?”