11 Signs Your Friends Can’t Take You To The Bar

Have you noticed recently that the guys don’t invite you out for drinks anymore? It could be because you’re literally the worst at picking up girls, or the fact that you dance like a total weirdo. (Sorry, man.) If you fall into one of these 11 categories, we suggest you take in a few episodes of Men at Work, January 15, 2014 at 10/9c on TBS, and stop ruining everyone else’s game.

1. You look like this:

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You literally scare everyone away and are an embarrassment at restaurants.

2. You dance like this whenever your friend starts talking to a girl:

Can you actually stop?

3. Or you dance like this in the middle of the party:

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And embarrass your entire entourage.

4. You’re ALWAYS the extra wheel, and it’s getting creepy:

It’s almost like you ENJOY it.

5. You talk way too much:

This isn’t an interview. Chill out.

6. Your A-game scares everyone away:

You’ve failed to understand what leering is, and it’s ruining everything.

7. The only girl you’re looking to pick up is a bottle:

She’ll never reject you and move out of the apartment when you’re out of town for the weekend!

8. People scare you, and you hate public places:

“Can’t we just stand in this corner?”

9. You stink.

You’re a stinky man and that’s just how you like it. However, no one else does.

10. Your radar is a little off:

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder?

11. You’re too clingy:

“You’re staying at her place tonight? Can I come too…?”

Check out Men At Work, January 15, 2014 at 10/9c on TBS.

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