1. Staying up late to watch Undressed on MTV.
2. Trying to wear a Coed Naked shirt to school.
3. Quoting the Jerry Maguire kid.
4. Drinking more than one can of Surge after 7 p.m.
5. Listening to any Adam Sandler CD.
6. Watching Kingpin then asking your parents what this meant.
7. Treating your beef jerky like it was actual tobacco.
8. Wearing your older cousin’s Big Johnson shirt.
9. For screaming “suck it” while doing this.
10. For drawing ying-yangs in every blank space possible.
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