Forget the stupid racket, somebody help that poor TV!

I have to agree this isn't any more exploitative than those horribly creepy child beauty pageants; just add a “talent show” pretense plus some little miss stripper costumes. Both are the overt sexualization of children, and this is “controversial” simply because it doesn't pretend to be something else.

…y'know, when you make a revelation like that in public, you hopes for more impact with it. She shouts out “I'm a 56-year-old virgin!” at a public assembly, and then gets her thunder stolen by some jerk over a time-usage technicality. Ouch. That's one arrow she wishes she'd have kept in the quiver.

OMFG, that baseball game he's playing is soooo freaking hard. I played it all the time even though I hate baseball. Its 8-bit ambient crowd noises are burned into my brain. *tweeeeeooo*

I agree this chart has a rather racist premise, but it's also just bad statistics. Where's the margin of error? Standard deviation? They don't even show a numeric mean, which is all that matters in a “study” like this. Stats are meaningless (and may as well be made up) without context. I can draw lines on a graph that reinforces masculine insecurities and racial stereotypes, too.

Definition of a wingman, right there.

I've always hated the Kindle for this exact reason - you don't actually “own” anything on it. Amazon still controls everything on it and how you can (or can not, in this case) interact with your purchases. It was always an abstract “but you're giving up your freedom” argument…until now. Thanks, Amazon!

Ah crap. I know one of those guys. Does that make me cool or lame? I can't decide! Help me, Buzzfeed!!

Dumb teenager fireworks videos are one of the best things about the internet, I think. And kudos to the ass rocket poster! I was missing that one!

That's basically the whole plot! Nice buzzkill, Buzzfeed!!