Vogue Editor’s 10 Ridiculous Rules Of Fashion

In honor of New York Fashion Week behold: Vogue editor, Anna Dello Russo’s 10 Rules of Fashion.

1. 1. Fruit always makes a good hat.

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Even non traditional ones!

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4. 2. Actually, anything glued to a headband looks great.

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Seriously, anything you can find.

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Including this Peruvian doll.

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8. 3. The bigger the shoulder volume, the better.

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(I actually really like this one).

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and this one.

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11. 3. Cutouts are key.

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In fact the more cut out of the dress, the better.

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14. 4. One word: Bling

Fact: No one hates sparkles.

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16. 5. Geek Chic is cool.

Bug glasses & vampire teeth necklace, check.

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So cool, it’s ok to wear it more than once!

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19. 6. Fur can be fun.

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20. 7. But rainbow fur is more fun.

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22. 8. Belts should be seen.

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23. 9. An outfit is lost without great shoes.

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God these are fierce.

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26. 10. Wear whatever the hell you want.

Because haters gonna hate and as long as you rock it, you look like a badass. Not to mention you can get away with wearing things like this bird carcass on your head.

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Damn girl, get it.

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