When You're The Only Jew At The Christmas Party

"I didn't get the memo so I wore all blue..."

This is what happens when you're the only Jew at a Christmas party:

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You have no idea what to bring.

You're definitely not wearing the right color palette.

Your stomach can't handle eggnog and you're not used to this much kissing.

"'The mistletoe up above the door.' That's weird, I never heard of that before."

What's the word "yule" mean anyway?

But you know, this definitely beats eating Chinese food alone.

Merry Christmakwanzakah!