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    AT&T Park: Before & After the Security Falcons

    Like most places near an ocean, lake, pond, or festering puddle, the San Francisco Giants' AT&T park has a gull problem. Typically, said problem manifests itself in a relatively useful form, the Seagulls swooping down at games end to peck at some scrumptious garbage. But recently the gulls have gotten bold, interfering mid-game, acting like they own the dang place, and the Giants will not stand for it. In a measure to combat the Seagull problem, the Giants plan to recruit a squad of security falcons. Sounds like a good idea, but, for reasons explored above, it just doesn't sit right with us.