I have no nipples. I draw them on with sharpies each morning and sometimes I forget.
1. This is model Chrissy Teigen.
2. She recently appeared on the cover of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition.
That’s her on the far right.
3. She’s all sorts of awesome.
5. And this.
Caption: #nofilter #hatecake
6. Also this.
7. Her Twitter game is perfection.
9. She’s married to musician John Legend and they’re super adorable together.
10. Too adorable.
12. That is one ridiculously good-looking couple.
13. In a recent interview with DuJour magazine, Teigen revealed that early in her modeling career she was fired from a Forever 21 shoot for being fat.
14. Teigen recalls the incident in this video.
“I actually was fired from a job. Forever 21. They booked me directly when I was much younger. I showed up on set and they asked me if they could take a photo and they shoot that photo off to my agency who then calls me as I’m sitting in the makeup chair and they say, ‘You need to leave right now. They just said that you are fat and you need to get your measurements taken.’ And I hate you, Forever 21. I hate you so much. Honestly, you’re the worst.”