1. This over-friendly staff.
2. This satisfied counter.
3. This unnecessarily aggressive truck.
4. This bloody truth.
5. These horny tigers.
6. This bar that says it like it is.
7. This heterophobic sign.
8. These two persons, one plate.
9. This non-discriminating store.
10. This bladder violation.
11. This truthful warning.
12. This attempt at a haiku.
13. This life-saving instruction.
14. This grateful notice.
15. This once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
16. This completely confused signage.
17. This offer to pay for true love.
18. This weird dance party or something.
19. This enemy of food.
20. This establishment with pretty low standards.
21. This whole load of crap.
22. This Sarah Palin fan.
23. This patriotic farewell.
