17 Must-Have Funny Valentine’s Day Cards

Give your special someone a unique and hilarious card to brag about this Valentines Day. All cards from independent artists around the world, you won’t find these in Hallmark!

1. Breaking Bad “I Love You, Bitch!”

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$3.85 at Turtle’s Soup

2. Me & You Love Card

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$4.50 at HappyDappyBits

3. I’m A Sucker For You Octopus

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$2.75 at HeartsGrowFonder

4. Get Naked Funny Love Card

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$4.64 at LostMarblesCo

5. Not Sent From My iPhone Heart Card

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$3.99 at RedLetterPaperCo

6. I Love You Big Time Dinosaur Love Card

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$4.00 at AvEHdesigns

7. You’re My Cup O’ Tea Cat Love Card

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$5.00 at MyZoetrope

8. Ron Weasley You’re a Keeper Valentine’s Day Card

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$4.00 at DarkroomAndDearly

9. I Love Your Guts Zombie Love Card

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$4.50 at witandwhistle

10. You Are Super Easy Funny Love Card

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$5.00 at FINCHandHARE

11. Grumpy Cat ‘I Hate You’ Love Card

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$4.00 at LinnyDesigns

12. Love You Jerk Face Retro Love Card

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$5.00 at CraftGoblin

13. Coffee And Cream Love Card

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$4.00 at hellosmallworld

14. I Love Your Stupid Face Valentine Card

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$4.50 at emilymcdowelldraws

15. Olive You Love Card

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$4.00 at msmatilda

16. I Will Stick With You Always Funny Pun Love Card

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$4.50 at NightlyDoodles

17. What Does The Fox Say Valentine’s Day Card

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$3.85 at Turtle’s Soup

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