11 Times That Manscaping Went Too Far

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1. As a declaration of true love.

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O’ cupid, hast thine arrow pierced mine jungle-like chest hair?

2. As impromptu formalwear.

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I mean I guess you’re technically dressed in black tie, but come on, dude…

3. As a way to show your team spirit when you left your jersey in the wash.

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Smells like team spirit. And ballpark nacho cheese.

4. As a beacon of your undying patriotism.

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‘MURICA.

5. As a subtle hint to your secret super-identity.

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Nothing says “billionaire playboy vigilante” quite like some sweet, sweet razor burn.

6. As a substitute for hitting the gym.

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Faux physical fitness? Nailed it.

7. As a substitute cornfield for alien crop circles.

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BUT WHAT DOES IT MEAN??

8. As an extra ‘stache when one lip-warmer isn’t enough.

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“Oh yeah? My chest knew about that band before it was cool.”

9. As a reflection of your indecisive personality.

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We get it. You’re complex. Now put a dang shirt on.

10. As a makeshift swimsuit.

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Winter can’t come soon enough.

11. Or as a way to add a few years to your age.

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YOU’RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE.

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