1. The emo side-swipe.
2. The rattail.
3. The mullet.
4. The bowl cut.
5. The man perm.
6. The Jheri curl.
7. The butt cut.
What you thought it said about you: I find beauty in symmetry.
What it really said about you: I may or may not be a Full House extra who's become unstuck in time.
8. The high-top.
9. The blowout.
10. The bleached boy band.
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