10 Haircuts Every Man Wants To Forget

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1. The emo side-swipe.

What you thought it said about you: I’m a complex individual with dark and brooding undertones, best illustrated by styling my hair at a dramatic angle.

What it really said about you: There’s a 99% chance I’m an amateur magician.

2. The rattail.

What you thought it said about you: I can clean up when I need to, but I’ve got a wild streak in me.

What it really said about you: I’m not committed enough to being gross for a full mullet, but I’m willing to go in about halfway.

3. The mullet.

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What you thought it said about you: Business in the front, party in the back, baby.

What it really said about you: None of my shirts have sleeves and I have never touched water or soap.

4. The bowl cut.

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What you thought it said about you: My mom still cuts my hair.

What it really said about you: My mom still cuts my hair.

5. The man perm.

What you thought it said about you: I’m hip, I’m with it, and I’m the life of the party.

What it really said about you: Middle age is approaching fast and this haircut was much cheaper than a new sports car.

6. The Jheri curl.

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What you thought it said about you:Ladies. ;)

What it really said about you: …Ladies? Hello? Anyone?

7. The butt cut.

 

What you thought it said about you: I find beauty in symmetry.

What it really said about you: I may or may not be a Full House extra who’s become unstuck in time.

8. The high-top.

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What you thought it said about you: I really liked House Party.

What it really said about you: I really, really liked House Party.

9. The blowout.

What you thought it said about you: When I’m not at the gym, I’m at the club. When I’m not at the club, I’m at the gym.

What it really said about you: My blood is roughly 80% hair gel and I’ve never seen natural sunlight.

10. The bleached boy band.

What you thought it said about you: The 90s are alive and well. On my head.

What it really said about you: I’m about five minutes away from feathering my hair and joining a New Kids on the Block cover band.

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