1. Because this hunky neighbor.
Oh, hello Russell. Do come in.
2. Because the Oatmeal Cream Pie is bigger than a bus.
Best mid-day snack ever!
3. Because Amy’s mop dance is adorable.
And Russell thinks so too.
4. Because all the finest gadgets and gizmos can be conveniently found at the Szalinski’s.
Like the Applesauce Making— I mean, Shrinking Machine.
And this handy-dandy Remote Control Lawnmower.
Also this uber useful Search For Your Mini Children Machine.
5. BEEcause flying first class can BEE a real thrill.
American Beelines, please don’t go out of buzz-ness.
…On that note, I’m never writing another pun in my life.
7. Because the fashion was killer.
Yo where’d you get that hat, bro?
8. Because it was edge-of-your-seat terrifying!
No, Dad, don’t eat me!
9. But equally romantic and cute.
Young love. Gets me every time.
10. Because I get it! French class!
11. Because it reminds us that there’s no place like home.
12. Because above all, family is the most important thing.
13. Plus remember that incredible opening sequence!?!?
Oh man- the music! The flyswatter! The toaster! The typewriter! Just! Everything!
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