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When you could live in a world where tidying up takes 10 extremely enjoyable seconds.
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And it's socially acceptable to stuff things into the cushions of your couch.
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When you can be a grown ass woman who's unabashedly best friends with a doll.
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...that can telepathically communicate with you.
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(and you guys really get each other.)
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When dust bunnies actually make really cute scraggly pets.
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When your limbs controlled the hours of the day.
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And you could really fuck with time.
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When you really wanted a pair of comically oversized reading glasses.
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And a sassy clown who delivers your mail on unicycle.
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When your grandmother was an accordion-playing Russian clown named Granny Garbanzo.
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And it was perfectly normal to break up your days in impromptu dance numbers.
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When waking up was as easy as:
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And falling asleep came as quickly as:
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When you could literally live your life on your couch. Oh wait...
