16 Things Twentysomethings Actually Want Inside Of A Kinder Surprise

    Plastic race cars are cool, but I need bus money.

    Imagine:

    1. Money.

    2. Emergency hot sauce.

    3. Emergency iPhone charger.

    *Please excuse the dirty, twisted charger. Take it up with Apple.

    4. Weed.

    5. Gum (one for you, one for the bummer).

    6. A spare bobby pin.

    7. An extra hair tie.

    8. An extra pair of detangled earbuds.

    9. Emergency advils.

    10. The wifi password.

    11. A condom for SAFE keeping.

    12. Subway tokens.

    13. A voucher for free late-night poutine.

    14. 1 on-the-go emergency shot of espresso.

    15. 1 on-the-go emergency shot of Fireball.

    16. And Sarah's dad's Netflix account.

    (Sorry Carl.)