18 Jokes Only Canadians Will Appreciate

Because they have a better sense of humour. Via this and this reddit thread.

1. How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. And how many Torontonians does it take to change a light bulb?

3. Did you hear about the guy that had a map of Canada tattooed on his ass?

4. How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

8. What do you call a sophisticated American?

9. What are the two seasons in Canada?

10. A Canadian doctor gives you an annual check-up. What does he do first?

11. How do you get a Canadian to apologize?

12. What kind of person is from Canada?

13. What’s Harper’s favourite food?


14. How did they name Canada?

15. How do you spot a Canadian abroad?

16. What did the Albertan ask the tour guide at the Eiffel Tower?

17. How do you stop bacon from curling in the frying pan?

18. And finally, what’s the difference between an American and Canadian?

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Tanya Chen is a senior editor for BuzzFeed and is based in Toronto.
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