1. How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?
2. And how many Torontonians does it take to change a light bulb?
3. Did you hear about the guy that had a map of Canada tattooed on his ass?
4. How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool?
8. What do you call a sophisticated American?
9. What are the two seasons in Canada?
10. A Canadian doctor gives you an annual check-up. What does he do first?
11. How do you get a Canadian to apologize?
12. What kind of person is from Canada?
13. What’s Harper’s favourite food?
14. How did they name Canada?
15. How do you spot a Canadian abroad?
16. What did the Albertan ask the tour guide at the Eiffel Tower?
17. How do you stop bacon from curling in the frying pan?
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