18 Jokes Only Canadians Will Appreciate

Because they have a better sense of humour. Via this and this reddit thread.

1. How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

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2. And how many Torontonians does it take to change a light bulb?

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3. Did you hear about the guy that had a map of Canada tattooed on his ass?

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4. How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

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8. What do you call a sophisticated American?

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9. What are the two seasons in Canada?

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10. A Canadian doctor gives you an annual check-up. What does he do first?

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11. How do you get a Canadian to apologize?

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12. What kind of person is from Canada?

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13. What’s Harper’s favourite food?


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14. How did they name Canada?

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15. How do you spot a Canadian abroad?

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16. What did the Albertan ask the tour guide at the Eiffel Tower?

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17. How do you stop bacon from curling in the frying pan?

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18. And finally, what’s the difference between an American and Canadian?

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Tanya Chen is a senior editor for BuzzFeed and is based in Toronto.
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