1.When two kids at a hockey game fought over who should offer up their winning hockey puck.
2.When these topics were trending at the top of CBC News.
3.When this dad kept his kid on a tight leash.
4.When a Winnipeg woman got pulled over because she looked like she was texting, but her thumbs were actually Rolling Up The Rim. The cop, then, let her go.
5.When this man took a selfie.
6.And this woman had a close encounter.
7.When someone paraded this bumper sticker, like fucking eh, eh?
8.When two buddies needed to keep their beers cold after the recent snowstorm in Nova Scotia.
9.And when one bud just needed a ride.
10.Someone went for a neighbourhood stroll when—
11.But thankfully, the moose* got detained and chaperoned to a nearby police station in Timmins, Ontario.