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21 Real Moments That Are So Canadian It's Actually Painful

Canadian stereotypes aren't true, eh?

1. When two kids at a hockey game fought over who should offer up their winning hockey puck.

2. When these topics were trending at the top of CBC News.

3. When this dad kept his kid on a tight leash.

4. When a Winnipeg woman got pulled over because she looked like she was texting, but her thumbs were actually Rolling Up The Rim. The cop, then, let her go.

5. When this man took a selfie.

6. And this woman had a close encounter.

7. When someone paraded this bumper sticker, like fucking eh, eh?

8. When two buddies needed to keep their beers cold after the recent snowstorm in Nova Scotia.

9. And when one bud just needed a ride.

10. Someone went for a neighbourhood stroll when—

11. But thankfully, the moose* got detained and chaperoned to a nearby police station in Timmins, Ontario.

12. When an ad used this statistic as an effort against the anti-terror bill.

13. When this guy taught his dog how to goaltend.

14. When a kiss cam caught this very sincere moment, and his girlfriend sat idly by.

15. When two Tim Hortons opened across the street from each other.

16. When someone fixed their car stick — stat.

17. When two Canadians made tennis a winter sport.

18. When:

19. When someone scribbled an apology before cleaning their mess up.

20. When all grounds became icy, so a guy attached metal blades and a motor to his boat and used it as a mode of transportation.

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21. And when, by some miracle, this moment was GIFted to us by the Canadian overlords:

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