2. Or just getting the bartender to notice you at all.
3. No one can see you because it’s dark as fuck and you don’t even exist at anyone’s eye level.
4. And when you finally lock eyes with someone and get to flirting, their eyes are, like, a million miles away.
6. And just avoid dancing promiscuously. It’s just… The proportions don’t work out.
7. The drunker ones always end up picking you up.
8. Your fab outfit often goes completely unnoticed.
9. So you go to great, painful lengths.
Give. Me. Height.
10. But all your giraffey friends do too, so it doesn’t even make a difference.
11. Getting sandwiched in a conversation with two tall people is practically reliving your entire childhood.
Down here, guys.
12. Automatic toilets never recognize your presence to flush.
13. And your posse can never find you.
Or, rather, you were standing under their armpit and they didn’t see you.