1. First of all, her actions and reactions are never congruent or related to anything that's happening at hand.
2. But they don't need to. Because every moment...
3. ...is outdone by the very next moment.
4. If you've been to any of her Vegas shows, you know she is completely unafraid.
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6. Nothing is off-limits.
7. She truly, sincerely believes Muppets are real, and talks about them like they are.
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8. When other artists are twerking on-stage, Celine brings the baton.
9. She has a WATER PARK attached to her house.
10. And when asked why this is, she responded with:
11. Celine has outsourced her tweets, but it just sounds like she tweets in third person.
Watch Celine’s splashing entrance on last Sunday’s episode of #Étéindien TV show, taped last July. –TeamCeline http://t.co/Es6kBXEBDN
Celine puts show business career on hold for her health and family reasons. More details on http://t.co/oKjPk7oxrK. -TeamCeline
12. She also signs off all of her own tweets by telling us she is "TeamCeline".
Celine made the @HelloCanada list of Canada’s 50 most beautiful stars. Bravo, Celine! http://t.co/mEOVp3wk0D #HelloBeautiful -TeamCeline
13. Her response to a man's viral parody video for "All By Myself" was sweet, thoughtful, and kind of weird.
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"By the way, Richard, you are more than welcome to use my bathroom."
14. She made sure to include the clip of herself shaving so we had an accurate portrayal of sexy.
15. She once interpreted a joke literally, and we all stood on the sidelines cringing for her.
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16. She is excessive and extra.
17. Celine Dion's entire existence was made to be GIFed.
18. Exhibit A: Celine vs. Water Bottle.
19. Here she is barking like a dog.
20. AND AGAIN.
22. Because she's the only melodramatic diva in the biz you'll find strangely, awkwardly, and wonderfully endearing.
23. Right, Celine?
