Why Don’t I Have One Of These Hats?!

oh, right. they’re atrocious.

1. Um… No, thanks.

2. We’ll pass…..

3. It looks so much better on you, though!!!!!!!!

4. That looks so…. fresh… (or something).

5. This one’s called “Fireworks On My Mind.” (There isn’t much else on your mind…. is there, sweety?)

6. Cute hat! (Peacock, head)

7. Wait…. nope, that’s definitely real.

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