1. Why is the lighting always so low?
2. Why does at least one bartender have a sailor-themed tattoo?
3. Do you hire people based on their ability to grow a decent beard?
4. Why are all your staff ridiculously good looking?
5. Why are all your cocktails so bloody expensive?
6. And why are they served in a mason jar?
7. What's with the themed cocktail names?
8. And what's the inspiration behind some of the bar names?
9. Why are your tables so tiny?
10. And why do the chairs / stools rarely have backs on them?
11. Why. The. Brioche?
12. Why are you all wearing aprons?
13. Alternatively, why are you all dressed in suspenders and bow-ties?
14. Why all the American-based food choices?
15. Why the artistically-placed vintage typewriters and records?
16. And why all the hidden entries?
