1. Why are your player's shorts so tight?
2. Is this seriously what you consider "tackling"?
3. Why are AFL players so much better looking than NRL ones?
4. No, seriously, how do they still look attractive in this?
5. You realise you can't score tries right?
6. Actually, why don't you score tries? Does it get boring just kicking the ball all the time?
7. What exactly is the purpose of bouncing the ball so often? Just to prove you can do it?
8. Is this your version of a "fight"?
9. Why do you handball instead of passing?
10. Like you realise you could probably pass it a lot faster and with more distance if you just did it normally right?
11. Why do you bounce the ball to start play?
12. What do you call this move?
13. What do you think when you see this guy?
14. And do you ever wish you still had an AFL version of State of Origin?
