1.When all your bedroom furniture matches perfectly.
2.When your linen has a decent thread count.
3.When it's a Saturday night and you have zero plans.
4.When you spend Saturday and Sunday not hungover.
5.When your whole apartment is clean!
6.When you do a grocery shop and buy NO junk food.
7.When you have enough money to cover all your bills.
8.When you still have money after paying rent.
9.When you actually make it to the gym numerous times this week.
10.When fruit and vegetables are on special at the supermarket.
11.When you create a vegetable patch... and remember to water it.
12.When you get vouchers for your birthday.
13.When you go home to visit your parents and they load you up with leftovers.
14.When you host your first successful dinner party.
15.When you can afford to buy a decent bottle of wine to enjoy, and not just the cheapest.
16. And when you go to sleep in your perfectly set up room, with your high thread count sheets, and feel like you've really nailed the whole "being an adult" thing.
