1. You have a fascination for this yellow ruffled top that you just can't explain.
2. You also have an obsession with black hoodies...
3. ...and you know you can never have too many pairs of gloves.
4. Playing with dolls in your spare time is your fave way to unwind.
5. And you have a great collection of porcelain dolls that you just can't wait to show your "friends".
6. You're super tech savvy.
7. You relax at night by watching a variety of security cameras spying on numerous teen girls.
8. You have quite a few sneaky hiding holes and lairs when you just don't feel like being outdoors or hanging behind bushes.
9. It's not uncommon for you to take a blonde girl and hide her in a dollhouse for a couple years.
10. And then hold another four girls there for three weeks.
11. You're really quite a good hair stylist.
Nice chopping skills.
12. And you love some good pink streaks.
13. You like dressing people in the fashion they wore as 15-year-olds.
14. And you love a good mask.
15. You're first on the news and the goss. As it breaks, you're already texting the people you know about it.
16. And you sign off all your texts with "- A".
17. You know salt water taffy and other grandma candy are the best snacks.
18. You may or may not have boobs.
19. You understand anything can make a good prop - including tennis balls.
20. Sometimes you have no choice but to do a murder.
21. Your name may or may not be Charles DiLaurentis.
22. And you're the only one who understands this goddamn show.
