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When the weekend arrives and it's finally time to party.
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When you get that first taste of sweet, sweet alcohol.
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When you set realistic goals for your night.
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When two of your friends start jokingly bickering and it quickly turns into a fully fledged drunken fight.
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When you break up the argument the only way you know how.
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When your bestie mistakes your drunken honesty about her outfit choice for bitchiness.
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When you drunkenly Facebook stalk your ex and see that they've totally downgraded.
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When you try to down one more quick drink before the taxi arrives.
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When your taxi driver takes a longer route, just to charge you more.
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When your friend drags you to a bar where you totally aren't feeling the vibe.
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When someone is hitting on you at the bar and you're really not interested.
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When you slam four shots in a row and your friend tells you to slow it down.
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When you start bitching about your super annoying co-worker to anyone who will listen.
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When you get to the drunk stage where every sentence you say sounds better with added swear words.
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When it's time to unleash the apologies for all your wrong-doings.
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When you and your single pal vow to pick up some babes at the club.
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When you're eyeing off a hottie on the dancefloor and someone else tries to start dancing with them.
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When your jam is on and it's time to shake it!
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When someone barges into you and you "accidentally" spill your drink on them.
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When it's 3am, the alcohol is starting to wear off and you're getting tired.
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When you're trying to convince your friend it's time to leave.
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When your bestie suggests drunken McDonald's.
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When you indulge in a 4am Happy Meal then make plans to turn your life around come Monday.
