1.
How often do you really wash your hair?
2.
Actually, how often do you shower?
3.
Do you actually masturbate in the shower?!
4.
You realise you do probably own more hair product than me right?
5.
What's with peeing on or around the toilet seat?
6.
Why was an empty bottle of milk put back in the fridge?
7.
Is drinking that much beer on a weeknight really necessary?
8.
When the bin is full, why do you always continue to try and squish more rubbish in it?
9.
Are you allergic to bathroom cleaning products?
10.
And you do know when washing up you need to actually scrub things a little to get them clean right?
11.
Why is every pair of shoes you own, and your underwear, in our lounge room?
12.
And what's with the beard clippings in the sink?
13.
Why do you rap Iggy Azaela when you're in your room?
14.
Why do you bother buying new clothes when everything you wear kinda looks the same?
15.
Why do you make fun of our love of trashy TV shows when I know you watch Glee in your room?
16.
Finally, what's the most annoying thing about having female housemates?
