13 Types Of People You'll Find On Cityrail

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1. The Bogan

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The Bogan talks loudly, more often than not mentions a criminal history in their conversations, wears tracksuit pants aka 'Trackie Daks' and proudly shows off their Southern Cross tattoo.

2. The Music Guru

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Mate, it's a serious problem when I can still hear your shitty music over the top of my iPod.

3. The over-sharer

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By the end of your trip, you know the most intimate details of this persons life including what they had for breakfast, and the fact that they're going on a Tinder date tonight.

4. The Cougher

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Sniffing, spluttering and sucking phlegm back into their disgustingly sick faces. Go home. Stop spreading germs.

5. The Pusher

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The one that either pushes past aggressively to get on the train first, to get to a seat first, or just to prove they are a complete and utter bastard.

6. The Smelly Cat

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How on earth can anyone smell SO BAD at 8.30am?! It's nearly impressive.

7. The Heavy Breather

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The type that get all up in yo grill because they do not understand the idea of personal space. At all.

8. The PDA couple

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C'mon kids. Control yourselves until you get home.

9. The Extra-Loud Chewer

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They chew loudly. Slowly. Sucking that food back into their throat. Slurping their fingers....if you concentrate hard enough you can almost hear it right now.

10. The mX Babe

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They're the one you want to write a love-sick poem for, that features in the 'Here's Looking At You' section of the mX.

11. The Starer

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Can't tell if you're tired and have spaced off or if you're looking at me and plotting our future lives/whether you know me/or my future demise.

12. The Seat Hog

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Forget about sharing a seat with this person, if you even get half a butt cheek on a corner take it as a win.

13. Judge Judy.

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The one sitting there judging people...so basically everyone.