Even Young Republicans have sex. And then they go on panels together with Jonah Goldberg and dish about how much they hate one another (and Obamacare). Full story here; I'm Team Todd.
Style Buzz How did we get here? (Drugs.) I think a firing is in order for some stylists and parents.
When you watch this video, remember that it's unfair to say mean things about 11-year-olds. (I apologize for the the 30 second pre-roll; I'm just as angry about it as you are.) “Thanks” to Matt.
This just in: the University of Georgia is the #1 party school in the country! Definitions of “party” may vary. (Via Videogum and several embarrassed UGA alumni. How 'bout them Dawgs???)
IMDB confirms that they were high school friends. So go ahead and do whatever you need to do to process this photo, because I think it's pretty real. (Thanks to Warming Glow Matt.)
…beyond creepy [Ed Note: Whatever - I'm withholding judgment until I see what he can do with a watermelon.]
Don't adjust your monitor — that's not Lou Ferrigno, it's Real Housewife Kelly Bensimon showing off …whatever it is she wants to show off, with a side of areola. And you thought Lady Gaga was a “fame monster.”
Po the Pit Viper is a heavy smoker (seriously). Besides that, he's very healthy. He doesn't even drink!
“The Outlaw and the Indian” was a musical collaboration between Gary “Diff'rent Strokes” Coleman and former Michael Jackson impersonator and Black Cowboy Dion Mial, and also somehow not a sketch on In Living Color. There's nothing really weird about this clip, save for the fact that it may make you experience phantom molestation.
Here is MTV's latest gift to humanity, via every blog out there. I hope at least that it's less depressing than Wildwood, which we (Andy) purchased for BuzzFeed Movie Night. Not the LOLfest you'd expect, at all.
It's not always the mask, but who's wearing it. This is not right; someone should probably contact the ASPCA.
Culture Buzz Did you know silly string was flammable? Now you do. Buzzfeed: your go-to source for safety tips and cake FAILs.
The former World Sexiest Man now looks like your creepy uncle, the eighth grade teacher. Nothing against eight grade teachers. Damon’s filming The Informant in Hawaii, but his pornstache undoes whatever progress was made by the baby walrus in the cause of promoting facial hair.
Culture Buzz Wars, famine, buses crashing into banks, blood-sucking flies, high gas prices, floods: Everything looks bad today. Just around the corner from our office, a dump truck crashed into a bus that then crashed into a bank, killing one woman and injuring several others. The week’s off to a good start! And that’s nothing close to the depressing news coming out of Zimbabwe.