Something tells me Derek isn't as straight as he is attempting to lead Brianiac to believe.
Are you jealous of your friends opening all of their Hanukkah presents? Thinking of joining them and pretending to be Jewish for the season? Before you do, make sure you consult Yahoo! Answers. At least then you’ll be an educated imitation Jew.
Relying on Yahoo! Answers for your college essay is the oldest trick in the book. Remember, professors can also use the Internet, in case you forgot.
Behold! 50 of the dumbest questions mankind has dared to ask taken from the comedy gold-mine that is Yahoo Answers. It’s a scary thought that these people have internet access, but even more terrifying is that they are breeding (most of the questions are sex and pregnancy related).
Eric S. needs some serious help. Perhaps he needs to stay in the hospital, more like a mental hospital.
I guess the Insane Clown Posse started taking their pressing questions to Yahoo! Answers? Regardless, why the fuck do giraffes have horns? For headbutting leaves or something?