The release is about 10 years late, and Denzel's famous “King Kong” one-liner falls flat. But it's porn so none of this really matters.
And it still has an impressive 21-minute run time. Also, even with their tag team sequence edited out, Sal and Richard still come off pretty gay.
Really makes you wonder what the vomiting scene is gonna be like. (via.)
http://www.aolnews.com/2011/03/18/domain-xxx-approved-for...
The internet just got a little more pornier.
Culture Buzz This short XXX-rated story written presumably by a child too young to fully grasp his subject matter has been floating around the interwebs as of late. For bonus points, check out the audiobook version.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20100624/wr_nm/us_internet_xxx
The company that oversees Web addresses is expected to give the go-ahead on Friday for the creation of a .xxx suffix for websites with pornographic content, company officials indicated today.
These actors definitely want to suck your blood, or whatever. Looks like this one might be a little heavy on the plot, but you know, A for effort?
This chart should come in handy next time you are renting porno. (No pun intended.)
Culture Buzz What confuses me the most about these classic TV show porn parodies that seem to be all the rage these days, are their absolutely clean cut PG-rated trailers It's like watching an episode of Mad TV…but knowing you're missing something.
The newest topical porno to hit the shelves? Based on America's favorite mother, Octomom, now we have “Coctomom” — whose moniker bares resemblance to the original with a quirky porno twist. You know you've really hit the big time when a porno is made in your honor.
A 70’s porn video doctored to be Safe For Work…somewhat. The video is to promote Diesel’s “Dirty 30” anniversary party which is being thrown in 17 cities around the world.
Movie Buzz Jason Segel’s genitals make a masterful debut in Forgetting Sarah Marshall, which is being touted as representing a new comfort with onscreen male nudity. If only there were a flaccid penis or two in Norbit, we might have actually enjoyed ourselves!