We're not quite sure …what's going on here, but this filthy-mouthed fella (who goes by “Chicken Little”) claims to have a penis on his stomach, and that's all that matters. He also hates you, nasty subscribers. A lot. (tip via Brad O'Farrell)
Susan Boyle did not win “Britain's Got Talent”! This dance troupe did! I…don't understand. That sensational video led me to believe that this was an uplifting story about the triumph of the human spirit. Now it's a story about the triumph of snappy choreography? Susan, what happened? Why did you sing the same song again for your final performance? Why do bad things happen to good people? I'm so confused.