So I guess there was a parade? Of transvestites? …In Africa or something? (Good for them!) Isn't it nice to know that visible thongs defy gender and continent? What a wonderful world.
http://fourfour.typepad.com/files/shakira.mp3
Rich at FourFour mashed up a bunch of songs by crazy, hot weirdo Shakira that exclusively features her ornamental yodels, gargles, and yelps. Seriously, take us to your planet, you gorgeous, gorgeous cuckoobird.
Larry King stepped away from the dinosaur rodeo to pose for a pic with the original gangsta before uploading it to his brilliant Twitter account. In related news, is Larry King already dead?
Some friendly competition between musician pals onstage at a concert in Kenya. All HUHS??? aside, it looks like Wyclef's been working out. And that's a nice departure from the airport employee look.
22-year-old German arm wrestling champ Matthias Schlitte has a right arm the size of a tree trunk (and a left arm the size of an arm). And yet, if he hid that baby-sized thing behind his back, he could easily be mistaken for GellieMan.
Does. Not. Compute. That's it really. This picture confuses and renders language useless, and my policy is: that which we cannot speak about, we must pass over in silence.
Culture Buzz For fun, the users of 4Chan arranged for a Papa John's pizza delivery at the exact moment the camera's were live at the Heene household yesterday.
Dude looks like a lady, although that's probably because of the nude fleshsuit. Read more about your new favorite monster here.
What is it about this cherry that makes it quite so repulsive? Oh, probably the fact that it looks like someone shined a fluorescent light on someone's inflamed, diseased private parts.
Sometimes, a chihuahua just needs to get her groove back, you know? And, honestly, don't you want what's best for your [sexyass] dog?
Stitching just made you gay. Are we nuts, or does it look like she's birthing Groucho Marx?
TV Buzz James Franco is going to do a two-month stint on General Hospital, which is puzzling, sure, but he's not the first celeb to hit Port Charles. Some of these people even starred after they were “famous,” just like Jimmy. Educate yourselves.
Once upon a time, The King of Pop asked himself the age old question: How many licks? And, by the look of that shirt, he arrived at the photo shoot just as soon as he finished planting that season's crops. Miss you, you beautiful weirdo!
Fun celebrity paparazzi shot of the day, y'all: Mel Gibson runs with a beaver puppet on his hand. The Passion of the Beaver!
As long as you pull the trigger stuff with the love of Christ in your heart and mind, you're all good. And while you're at it, you might as well buy a hot dog.
Ironically enough, this “black stallion” moves like a cast member from Cats. Do you think he knows we can see his dong? Nahhhh!