Do you even lift, bro?
“No, ma, I don’t want another paratha.”
“BRB I just need to go for a brisk walk so I can eat this KitKat.”
When life knocks you down, do a burpee.
British mom Abby Pell has said that she was just trying to motivate people, and that getting fit is “about priorities.”
Fit in ‘15, am I right?!
When a workout promises that it’ll shrink your belly, banish arm jiggle, or whittle your whatever… it’s not being totally honest.
Look like an Olympian, no exercise (or Photoshop) required.
Sometimes you put nutella on a carrot. DON’T LOOK AT ME.
The feeling of the PERFECT sports bra.
When you have no idea how to use any of the machines.
Health goths = goths that just like to workout, OK?
Hiding surprise boners is the absolute worst.
OK it’s been 20 minutes. Time to go home.
Because [insert current day] is my day off.
#LegDay #swole #omgkillmenow
Do you even ‘gram bro?
Go for a jog? I thought you said update my blog.
Baby you were born to run!
Count me in for “Pain & Pleasure,” tbh.
♫ I be up in the gym / just workin’ on a lot of deep personal issues. ♫
Is Taylor Swift human? Probably not.
Hint: It hits the field HARD.
My body is definitely not ready.
Many strength. Such strong.
Sometimes life will throw you some hurdles, and you will trip over each and every one.
Yeah, I exercise…three times a year.
Small changes, large pay off.