CULTURE BUZZ: Working out for Jesus is easy when group classes incorporate prayer, religious tunes play overhead, and all the ladies are forced to look as unattractive as humanly possible. (Seriously: the rules call for all women to “wear tops that ‘cover their bottoms.’”) If He died for your sins, the least you can do is five more minutes on the Stairmaster, p*ssy.

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The Best Links:

1. Sweat It Out (But, Ladies, Be Sure Your “Top Covers Your Bottom!”)
2. “His Pain, Your Gain. Bench Press This!”
3. Jesus Loves You (And Your Nicely-toned Triceps)
4. Hindu Schmindu! Do the Downward-Facing Dog for Jesus!

CELEBRITY BUZZ: Apparently, straight gals everywhere are going gaga for the star of Work Out . And who can blame them? She’s got Ryan Phillipe’s looks, Donald Trump’s business savvy, and Matthew McConaughey’s abs. And a vagina!

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The Best Links:

1. Jackie Warner, Queen of the Ladycrush
2. American Housewives Wanna Get With This Lesbian
3. Cougars Love Jackie Warner!
4. Your Mom Is Probably Gay For Jackie Warner
5. An In-Depth Look At “Work Out”
6. Jackie Warner Nude, Almost
7. “So It’s Not Just Me…”
8. Feast On This Sexy Montage, Heterosexual Housewives!