Not everyone is #blessed with the #booty.
Oh my god, I’m screaming at how incredible this is.
Orange is the new black, ya dig?
Hint: It was the year of the twerk.
Bet you didn’t think Britney Jean could get even better than it already was, did you?
Hot bodies and Maseratis are SO September.
You want a $125 Britney Spears gym bag? You better work, b**ch.
The woman singing it sounds very very similar to Rihanna. We need an actual remix with these two, please!
It’s so hard to work out in peace.
Britney Spears announced Tuesday her eighth studio album would be titled Britney Jean. She is the latest in a long line of artists who have multiple self-titled albums
Okay, Snooki: you can definitely dance. I’m impressed.
A new addition to your pregame playlist is here.
The power of the Holy Spearit is REAL! Let us rejoice!
“A lot of sex goes into what I do,” she said. Spears said she’s putting her foot down when asked to do things she feels uncomfortable with. “I have children, and it’s just hard to play sexy mom while you’re being a pop star as well.”
You better get to work if you want to afford any of this stuff, bitch. (h/t MTV)
Feel again. Watch “Work Bitch.”
“Work B**ch” is everything we ever wanted from Britney.
DJs Tom Neville and Zen Freeman have joined forces with Aaron Paul to create a “hyper kinetic dance floor gem,” bitch!
She’s looking hot, but not quite in a bikini.
You guys, it’s going to be so good.
“It’s not ‘gay pride’ it’s ‘gay marketing.’”
It’s B-R-I-T-N-E-Y, bitch.
The queen has spoken. Be blessed.
In case you’ve been living under a rock, part of Britney’s new single leaked. And it is as spectacular as you’d have hoped.
Bow down, praise the Holy Spearit, and #werkbitch. A new era is a upon us. She has risen.