BUSINESS BUZZ: The online stock trading site Zecco surprised its customers with fake multi-million dollar balances. Ha-ha! But then something happened… People started buying lots and lots of real stock! Now, everybody's screwed. Woopsies, Zecco!

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1. Online Brokerage Zecco Pretends To Give Away Millions, Panics When People Start Spending
2. Zecco April Fools’ Day: Million Dollar Account Balances
3. Zecco.com

Google Street View removed its picture of a vomiting British dude being consoled by his friend in a reindeer hat. But why? I loved this!

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1. Google Takes Down Pictures Of Vomiting British Dude

CULTURE BUZZ: Michelle Owen's plan to bust her boyfriend's child porn habit backfired when cops found videos of her getting a lickin' from her beagle, Toby, in the computer's recycling bin. She claims they “were just something she did when she was drunk and barely remembers,” but sadly, Toby does. Try to avoid adopting any beagles named Toby in Whiteland, Indiana for a little while. They might have strange reactions to peanut butter.

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1. Porn Sting Goes to the Dogs
2. Michelle Owen’s Police Affidavit
3. LADY DOG F–KER GETS ARRESTED :-(
4. Backfire of the Century

SCIENCE BUZZ: There was a bat with a broken wing stuck on the Space Shuttle when it blasted off into space! While scientists think he held on for as long as his little bat wings could hold until he died, the space bat likely set speed and altitude records for his species. They will forever call him the Batronaut. RIP you crazy bat.

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1. Bat Hung On For a Ride Into Space
2. Discovery Docks With Space Station; Batronaut Update
3. A Slideshow
4. Bat Rides Space Shuttle Off Launch Pad

TechCrunch accidentally posted a homophobic image this morning that read, “why twitter is not lame. (or for fags),” alongside a post defending other Twitter posts. Even though it was changed in a few seconds, it still lingered in feed readers all morning, offending a number of TechCrunch readers, who wondered, “WTF?!”

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1. Why We Often Write About Twitter And Will Continue To Do So
2. TechCrunch Posts Homophobic ‘Fags’ Slur With Twitter Story
3. Commenter: “Why did you include a homophobic line in the image?”
4. Original Image on TechCrunch
5. Why Twitter is Not Lame (Original Post)
6. TechCrunch’s Apology

'Twas such an honest mistake! But sadly, Satan has no heart. We'll see your little soul in hell. Leave your hat on at the door, it looks flammable.

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1. Waiting For Satan
2. I Hope Santa Gets Her A Spelling Book
3. Nothing’s Cuter Than A Kid’s Letter To Satan
4. Controversial Fisher-Price Doll allegedly spouts “Satan is King!”

TV BUZZ: Some poor, poor casting director didn't realize who they were dealing with when they cast “Bruno” as an extra on NBC's Medium . It quickly became Funkyzeit mit Patricia Arquette , and NBC had to stop filming for the day. God love ya, Sacha Baron Cohen.

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1. Exclusive: Bruno (a.k.a.) Sacha Baron Cohen Disrupts ‘Medium’
2. Sacha Baron Cohen disrupts Medium filming
3. Bruno Crashes Fashion Show
4. Bruno Says Yes To Prop 8
5. Bruno Sightings
6. Bruno on Wikipedia

TV BUZZ: When half the country tuned in to TBS Saturday night for Game 6 of the MLB ALCS Championship, they faced a rerun of the Steve Harvey Show instead. For those who freaked out without actually enjoying the hijinks of Chicago’s Booker T. Washington High School, you should know, it’s actually really good! These links will help clear up what you missed.

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1. TBS Problems Keep First Part of Game 6 Off Air
2. TBS Sucks. They Showed The Steve Harvey Show, Instead Of The First Inning Of Game 6 Of The ALCS
3. Steve and Cedric Sing Atlantic Starr’s ‘Secret Lovers’ After Regina Freezes.
4. Steve Harvey Show on Wikipedia
5. Topless Steve Harvey on BuzzFeed
6. The Best of the Steve Harvey Show, Vol. 1

This potentially X-rated photo was actually published by the AP Monday night, after they caught Milwaukee Brewer first basemen Prince Fielder getting doused with some celebratory Champagne. No further commentary for me. That is all.

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1. Blue-collar Brewers Revel in Spotlight
2. Prince Fielder Celebrates Wild Card with Champagne Bukkake
3. Prince Fielder Takes a Load During Playoff Celebration
4. Prince Fielder Gets Bukakked
5. Out of Context
6. I Got An Email This Morning…
7. Bukkake on Wikipedia

Barack Obama, the son of a a black man from Kenya and a white man from Kansas, really is a moment for the history books. Nobody does a slip-up with such conviction like ABC’s Terry Moran.

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1. ABC’s Terry Moran Flub About Obama’s Parents on Nightline
2. Breaking Down All Kinds of Barriers
3. Funniest Goof Ever!
4. Indeed, Mr. Moran
5. Another Layer of Controversy
6. You Learn Something Every Day
7. Best Damn Blooper on TV
8. Barack Obama has Two Dads

TECH BUZZ: After prematurely sending out a comic book introducing Google’s new open source web browser to a few bloggers, the search giant announced the launch of the beta version of Google Chrome, available today. Shortly after that little woopsie-daisy, Google went ahead and published the comic book for the masses in the interest of “information for everyone” anyways. So Googley of them!

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1. A Fresh Take On The Browser
2. Today There Was a Comic Book in My Mail
3. Google Chrome Comic Book
4. Ten Questions About Google Chrome
5. First Images of Google Chrome
6. Google Chrome, Google Browser
7. Starting From Scratch
8. Google Chrome on Wikipedia