When good battles good, everyone wins! The latest installment of Epic Rap Battles features the two greatest wizards of all time.
Not sure if he is a sorcerer or just has really bad issues with static build up. From the Turtlefeed Files.
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Abe Pollin, who was the NBA owner with the longest tenure, died Tuesday at age 85 after battling a rare neurological disease.
Cops really, really tased this naked wizard dude at Coachella because he was being obnoxious or something. The crowd did not like it. Curiously, his penis is also incredibly small. But we love him for it, don't we BuzzFeed.
Are you a dude looking to get those man-tubes tied? “Dr.” Stein is prepared to perform the surgery, all classy-style. IT'S “VAS-TIME!” No needle? No scalpel? What is this guy, a wizard? (Answer: probably.)