Culture Buzz But there's a twist! And he says the “F” word. He'll be making self-mocking commercials until he's found dead with a dildo in his butt in the Chateau Marmont.
Culture Buzz So that's how they do it! This is now the record holder for largest pumpkin in Connecticut history. The video was made by pumpkin owner Ken Desrosiers, who took a photo every fifteen minutes for nearly four months.
Politics Buzz The Republican primary candidate reminds CNN's John King that, despite her non-existent debate performance, she still won in Iowa. (via.)
A collaboration with his protege, Hot Rod, cleverly/subtly/allegorically/poetically titled “Osama bin Laden is Dead.” It's got a sick beat for dancing away your humanity. Just wait for the awesome Charlie Sheen break down. Trust me, you'll be humming this as it drives you to stick your head in the oven.
Celebrity Buzz Charlie Sheen hulks out at the second, supposedly-not-quite-as-terrible night of his My Violent Torpedo of Truth tour. Lookin' pretty fit for a 45-year-old crazy person. More over at Celebuzz.
Politics Buzz No, seriously. Public Policy Polling, apparently bored with their jobs, found that Sheen was beating Palin amongst all-important independent voters in a hypothetical presidential match-up. Duh. Full results here.
The Gregory Brothers perform their latest viral hit song live at the SXSW Interactive Awards.
Bring Charlie Sheen to your Facebook with these browser extensions for Safari and Chrome. The extension changes the Likes and Unlikes into Winning and Losing, respectively.
Culture Buzz It's been a long day of heartbreaking news. Let's unwind with the definition of frivolous: a Charlie Sheen Flash game where you run over pedestrians and prostitutes with a car. Once you power up with tiger blood, you can blow up ambulances. Surprisingly diverting!
Just watching this will give you a taste of winning. Now, you too can be the envy of men.
Culture Buzz A collection of some of Sheen's pearls of winning wisdom presented by world leaders past and present. Delusional doublespeak never made so much sense before.
Winning was incepted into Charlie Sheen years ago on an airplane during his Major League years.
A hypnotic Chinese ad for some sort of boob-smooshing corset device. We now have a smutty infomercial gap with China. I don't have any idea what they're saying in this commercial. Quite frankly, I don't really care.
Celebrity Buzz The guy who made that nifty Charlie Sheen fan art made a Tiger Blood costume. No more winning for me after this. The end. Won.
Culture Buzz He's on a drug. It's called Lipitor. Ask your doctor.
Culture Buzz Nothing but a bunch of cats being scanned. Just, please, do not try and fax your cat. Very messy. Not winning.
Tech Buzz Engineering artist Batsly Adams modded a Nintendo Entertainment System into an 8-bit breathalyzer. Just blow in the cartridge.
Culture Buzz The very best of the #notwinning hashtag on Twitter. Not being Charlie Sheen really sucks.
Celebrity Buzz Jimmy Fallon makes a really convincing Charlie Sheen in this commercial spoof for men's cologne. But what does winning actually smell like?
Celebrity Buzz The latest installment of Annie Leibovitz's Disney Dream series, with Olivia Wilde as the Evil Queen and Alec Baldwin as the Magic Mirror. Imagine seeing that Alec Baldwin face peering through your window at night.
Culture Buzz Say hello to the man known as Terminal, a living American folk hero who enjoys wearing corsets and cutoff shorts through airport security. The Dirty has been following him for months now, but he recently turned up after a brief hiatus at the Salt Lake City International Airport. If the TSA asked him to stop wearing tank tops and high heels, then the terrorists win.
Ashton Kutcher's Twitter was hacked while he attended the TED Conference. Someone posted a tweet saying Kutcher had been “punk'd” and asked, “Dude, where's my SSL?” Then there was a follow up referencing “protesters around the world.” Seems like a missed opportunity for a “Butterfly Effect” reference.
Celebrity Buzz With all of this winning going on we figured an aging timeline would only be appropriate. We now present to you the official winning timeline. Winning and beyond.
An LA-based restaurant has introduced an interesting new item to its menu. Winning!
Celebrity Buzz WHAT IS YOUR WINNING? Post an image that sums up what WINNING means to you. As soon as this awesome page is finished, we will send it to Charlie Sheen as a thank you for his incredible work this week.
TMZ unearthed this text from last week, sent by Charlie Sheen to Brooke Mueller, detailing how he wanted to “execute” his manager, Mark Burg. Charlie Sheen is winning (at being a creepy person)!