I Double Dare you to take this quiz. No take backs.
You don’t compare yourself to others because there is no comparison.
Don’t look now, but the nerds have taken over.
Guys, it’s over. Jonathan Burnside has beaten Movember.
Contrary to some opinions.
All over the country, stories are emerging of LGBT students not only being accepted by their peers, but celebrated.
When life gives you a cone of shame, fill it with toys.
Because life’s too short to not wear a tiara. Truly inspiring.
Hi Jordyn, I know you won a gold medal and all, but your brother is really hot.
Please feed the Olympians, London. They are so hungry and delirious they are trying to EAT their medals.
Cameron — the South African swimmer — won the 100m breaststroke while also breaking the world record time for it, then looked adorable hanging in the pool. Also he is my new favorite Olympian.
But there’s a twist! And he says the “F” word. He’ll be making self-mocking commercials until he’s found dead with a dildo in his butt in the Chateau Marmont.
So that’s how they do it! This is now the record holder for largest pumpkin in Connecticut history. The video was made by pumpkin owner Ken Desrosiers, who took a photo every fifteen minutes for nearly four months. View Media ›
Never Late. EVER. Watch Video ›
A collaboration with his protege, Hot Rod, cleverly/subtly/allegorically/poetically titled “Osama bin Laden is Dead.” It’s got a sick beat for dancing away your humanity. Just wait for the awesome Charlie Sheen break down. Trust me, you’ll be humming this as it drives you to stick your head in the oven. Watch Video ›
Charlie Sheen hulks out at the second, supposedly-not-quite-as-terrible night of his My Violent Torpedo of Truth tour. Lookin’ pretty fit for a 45-year-old crazy person. More over at Celebuzz. View List ›
No, seriously. Public Policy Polling, apparently bored with their jobs, found that Sheen was beating Palin amongst all-important independent voters in a hypothetical presidential match-up. Duh. Full results here. View List ›
Bring Charlie Sheen to your Facebook with these browser extensions for Safari and Chrome. The extension changes the Likes and Unlikes into Winning and Losing, respectively. View Image ›
It’s been a long day of heartbreaking news. Let’s unwind with the definition of frivolous: a Charlie Sheen Flash game where you run over pedestrians and prostitutes with a car. Once you power up with tiger blood, you can blow up ambulances. Surprisingly diverting! View Media ›
Schmoyoho were bound to do a Charlie Sheen Autotune. Winning. Watch Video ›
Just watching this will give you a taste of winning. Now, you too can be the envy of men. Watch Video ›
A collection of some of Sheen’s pearls of winning wisdom presented by world leaders past and present. Delusional doublespeak never made so much sense before. View List ›
Winning was incepted into Charlie Sheen years ago on an airplane during his Major League years. View Image ›
A hypnotic Chinese ad for some sort of boob-smooshing corset device. We now have a smutty infomercial gap with China. I don’t have any idea what they’re saying in this commercial. Quite frankly, I don’t really care. Watch Video ›
He’s on a drug. It’s called Lipitor. Ask your doctor. View List ›
The internet is seriously winning right now. View List ›
Nothing but a bunch of cats being scanned. Just, please, do not try and fax your cat. Very messy. Not winning. View List ›
The Dark Side is so winning! Watch Video ›