Celebrity Buzz Without any warning or press release, Sky Blu — best known as one half of the neon-and-print-wearin', afro-lovin' music group LMFAO — chopped off his locks. Now he just looks like any other Joe on the street. Except for all that other stuff that still stands out.
Food Buzz Say hello to Toastabags the “mess-proof way to make grilled cheese in your toaster.” A pack of three sells for ONLY $9.99. Another first world problem solved!
Sports Buzz The New York Giants win the Super Bowl, beating the New England Patriots 21-17.
Culture Buzz Graphic photos of the slain dictator in a Misrata morgue. Not for the squeamish.
Culture Buzz Cell phone footage of the moment Libyan revolutionaries found a bloodied Muammar Gaddafi cowering in a drainage pipe. According to The Global Post, the rebels are screaming “Don't kill him! We need him alive!” Officials with LIbya's National Transitional Council claim the dictator later died of wounds sustained in a gun battle.
Glad to see the kids found good use for some office furniture. Given the state of the economy and all.
I’ll admit freely that I have no idea what is going here. Suggestions are welcome.
It's more ambitious than Mario Lopez's wife beater … and more permanent.
“Oh, Lord Jesus! That was awesome right there, dog!” This will never get old.
They should really make him shortstop. He's a great runner.
All of it set to Tom Jones. This is the guy I want—no, need—defending my freedom. Sincerely, this is amazing. It makes me even prouder to be an American and even prouder of our armed forces. I thank you for your service, sir.
If at first you don't succeed, try again. And again. And again. And again.
He died as lived…as a cave-wetting coward. Another of the honorifics for which he'll be remembered.
Sorry, but after all of this Donald Trump bullshit, a victory lap is deserved. Osama bin Obama'd.
President Obama announces from the White House that, at his order, Osama Bin Laden has been killed. This is a turning point in American history that will be remembered for generations to come.
Obama completely tears Trump apart at the White House Correspondents Dinner. Atta boy, Barry.
A pie chart detailing the devastating ramifications of same-sex marriage. It's math, people. You can't argue with math.
Culture Buzz Alternative title: cats pwning dogs. Obviously cats always win. Duh! They are in the family “felidae,” so they've got tiger blood inside!
TMZ unearthed this text from last week, sent by Charlie Sheen to Brooke Mueller, detailing how he wanted to “execute” his manager, Mark Burg. Charlie Sheen is winning (at being a creepy person)!
Four points out of four, young man. Somebody alert the churches, ASAP.
Well, captcha, we seem to have reached a stalemate. Your move.
There is literally nothing else to say about this photo. Win.