Welcome to the new age.
Welcome to the new age.
Just try to keep in mind that talent borrows, and genius steals.
The royal baby has been born! The Duchess of Cambridge gave birth to a healthy son Monday, her first child with Prince William.
UPDATE: The Duchess of Cambridge gave birth to a baby boy. The palace has announced that the Duchess of Cambridge has been admitted to St Mary’s Hospital in London in the early stages of labor.
Because we’ve all experienced that moment when we say to ourselves, “this song would sound so much better without will.i.am.”
This track features Will.i.am, of course.
Everything from Prince’s teal leisurewear to Justin Bieber’s leather.
This is all you need to know. This is it.
Her highness, the Queen of Pop, ladies and gentlemen.
With Fergie’s impending hiatus from The Black Eyed Peas here are 15 songstresses who could TEMPORARILY fill her spot between will.i.am and what’s.his.face and the other whats.his.face!
Social media strategist Cassie Petrey explains how the famous-person Twitter sausage gets made.
Will.I.Am, noted economist and auteur behind “My Humps,” took to the stage at the Democratic National Convention and fixed the economy.
The world’s largest seed, the fruit of the coco de mer palm (aka, “the love nut,” “the bum seed” and “the Maldive coconut”) can be found on the Praslin, Curieuse and Seychelles islands of the Indian Ocean. It also happens to look a great deal like a woman’s naughty bits. The coco de mer is in the news recently after the foreign minister of the Seychelles gave one to Prince William and Kate Middleton as a honeymoon gift. Aside from their general genitalia-ness, this raised a few eyebrows as the love nut is also considered a powerful aphrodisiac. Here now are some people having fun with their bum seeds. View List ›
Because you demanded it, you bunch of savages. Although, I have to admit, “Pippa’s Panties” has a certain alliterative ring to it. Definitely sounds better than “Catherine, Duchess Of Cambridge, Formerly Kate Middleton, Has A Sister And Here’s That Sister’s Upskirt.” More at The Superficial. View Image ›
Prince William and Kate Middleton fled the scene of the wedding in a vintage Aston Martin convertible, pimped out with balloons and a “Ju5t Wed” license plate. No word on if it had an ejector seat or still had that “new Bond smell.” View List ›
Artist Matthew McKeown immortalizes this dandy bear as he charges into battle, waving Old Glory, whilst mounted upon a noble, eye-laser-shooting Abraham Lincoln. You had your day in the Royal Wedding sun, England. Now step aside while America reasserts its badassness with this sublime portrait. View Image ›
Perhaps the only way to make this thing tolerable. God save the Queen and your liver if you adhere strictly to these rules. But no, congratulations William and Kate. Many happy returns, and may you get as pissed as anyone who plays this game. That’s what the Brits say, isn’t it? “Pissed”? “Bangers and mash”? “Metric system”? View List ›
Utterly charming cakes from nerd nuptials. Much more fun than all of that William and Kate, Royal Wedding stuffiness. View List ›