Culture Buzz Well, it IS bachelorette season, is it not? It's probably the wispy hairs that are throwing you off about these.
Culture Buzz So this guy is probably the smartest person alive. In order to test a bullet proof vest, he decided the only route to go was shooting himself point blank. In the chest. I'm not sure if I should be impressed or concerned for this man's wellbeing.
Culture Buzz I think the lesson here, ladies, is don't date assholes. (via reddit.com)
Culture Buzz No matter what the holiday, people always find an excuse to dress their dogs up in the most ridiculous costume and take tons of pictures. And no matter what, these pictures usually prove that their pet is on the verge of doggy suicide. Help prevent doggy deaths by putting an end to the (oh, we know, adorable) humiliation!
Culture Buzz So, Trojan makes Gumby condoms. Why Gumby you ask? I don't think the world will ever know.
Here are the manly ladies of the Disney universe, as photographed by Courtarro. Poke here to make it bigger…not sure why you would, but you can. (via theuniblog.evilspacerobot.com)
…And all the aloof grandparents will probably buy them as gifts for the holidays this year. Their main website is worth a look, too. If you have a healthy sense of morbid curiosity, that is.
I feel like this book would be way longer than his usual adventures. (via maneggs.com)
Culture Buzz We've all heard them, but where do they actually come from? And, more importantly, how can you avoid them?
Speechless. [Ed. note: This is so, so stupid. Go ahead and skip to the :20 mark to see the hip-hop superman.]
You know what? Somehow, this just seems right. A 100% cotton pad from Regretsy.
Foreskin Man is like Superman, if Lex Luthor was a mohel and not a corrupt businessman out to take over the world. In this issue, Foreskin Man can be seen fighting the evil Mr. Mutilator, who looks like he's been crafted entirely out of discarded foreskins. [Ed. Note: Did I just cross a line? Try to disagree with me on that one though. Just try. You know I'm right.]
The brick wall backdrop and tittering laughs from the audience remind me of stand-up comedy…but what she wants you to do to those poor vegetables is anything but funny. Via I Heart Chaos who dares you to do better.
They were both written and produced by the same guy, so I guess that makes it okay?
Zachary Quinto gets dragged to the pavement by his dog and then his big meat friend gets stuck in a tree branch. Not too sure what's going on with this video, but I'm suspecting a large dose of LSD in my morning coffee.