You shut your damn mouth when you’re eating.
Noooooooooooo. Photos from Tattoos After Dark.
Plenty of fish in the sea!
Everything is a lie.
Because it’s just not.
Jen and Brad never had that baby.
Love is blind, and so was the photographer.
On a scale of one to fuck it: Where are you right now?
A YouTuber named Zoe Anne has created a musical masterpiece.
Basically, horses and pornography.
Pee for two.
Why is this a thing?
Not sure there are actually any laws against wearing this hat in a car, but there should be.
(It’s OK, no one will ever know which ones you clicked.)
Basically, someone thought the first 10 minutes weren’t sad enough. Via Cheezburger.
Sorry, but your nose is now three feet long.
All hail the queen of Coachella. The Coacheleesi.
THE BUCKET HAT.
And he’s planning to live in it for two weeks.
It’s the hardest thing you’ll ever do. Not counting actually LIVING with people.
An affront to all ’90s kids.
It would appear their god has forsaken them.
These people need to not date.
Prepare to understand why the internet is so obsessed with this glorious man.
*signs out of OkCupid/Match/PlentyOfFish/Tinder forever*
When did Christmas become so much work and responsibility?!
Don’t get any ideas, jerks.