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Oh, so all 46,000 applicants didn’t get into UC San Diego? The “Reply All” button has been the bane of electronic communication since its inception.
Was Venus Williams wearing underpants at the Australian Open, wondered rich people everywhere. One thing's for sure: wearing an outfit like that takes balls (…*cricket cricket*…)
While he still looks good, it might not be the best idea for Subway spokesperson to pack on a few pounds — even around the holidays. Unless he's promoting Subway's new hot fudge sundae. In that case, he looks happy and now I'm hungry!
Whoops! SNL newbie Jenny Slate dropped the f-bomb during her debut, prompting a late night flurry of speculation. Whether they kick her off or not (let's really hope they don't), the Internet has already given her the ultimate gift. Play her off (and into memedom), Lornecat!
In the tradition of immediate satire following tragedy, there's this. …But, really, this is neither 'hair' nor there. (Oof!)
Sports Buzz Another sport not quite safe for narcoleptics. A new sport great for these sleeping beauties? Nap contests.
Culture Buzz Did you know silly string was flammable? Now you do. Buzzfeed: your go-to source for safety tips and cake FAILs.
You know a bus is “special” when everyone gets their own f*cking steering wheel. Little girl lost, indeed.
Whoops! Is this most-hated-man Bernie Madoff dressed up as a pimp? Apparently, this image was submitted anonymously by a Long Island Bernie victim who claimed Madoff dressed in fur for some sort of fundraiser. Gawker so aptly puts it, “In other words, a criminal who normally impersonated a legitimate businessman apparently liked to sometimes impersonate a different type of criminal.”
Oh noooooez! At the recent South Beach Wine & Food Festival, celebrity chef and professional heart attack-inducer Paula Deen lost her pants (and kind of on purpose!). At least we finally have our answer: for the record, she wears flesh-colored panties.
Archie’s a little heavy-handed with the double entendre, wouldn’t you say? We’re just glad they didn’t give Archie a boner. You can’t taint our entire childhood.