Celebrity Buzz As a teen heartthrob it was his most marketable asset, but as an adult Joey Lawrence has gone from shaved head to hair to shaved head again. Is Joey Lawrence seriously insecure about his receding hairline — or is he just messing with us? (If so, “Whoa!”)
Mother of God, he's like a character from Middlesex 2. Imagine that with a piercing.
Great balls of fire (that's what the kids say now-a-days right?) I hope these guys aren't serious. I haven't seen a bigger fail since I saw a blind girl play the cowbell. (check out their super awesome video then go to their Myspace)
Up front: if you're not into charming actors or performance-enhanced show tunes, this is probably not the video for you. The rest of you should probably see this, both for the back flips and the “What was he on?” debate.
This restores my faith in train operators everywhere. I hope those 3 people on the left get a tv show or a free house like Wesley Autrey did.
Science Buzz Maybe this is fairly standard as far as LSD trips go? I guess “mimicking Tourretes while wearing a bikini in a tent” isn't the craziest acid story one could have, but still. It gets pretty intense by 2:00.
I guess she has been for a year now, but Jesus Christ, Hermione has been on a roll lately picture-wise. Somewhere, a Warner Brothers exec is crying over his “family film” gone to seed, but really, look at her. It's not her fault.
Movie Buzz There's been a good amount of Ferris Bueller analysis circulating this week, but the Fight Club Theory is my favorite. In a nutshell: “Ferris Bueller, the person, is just a figment of Cameron’s imagination, like Tyler Durden, and Sloane is the girl Cameron secretly loves.” My brain hurts now.
So Rupert Everett of My Best Friend's Wedding fame had some work done. I honestly did not believe that was him until I saw this Martha Stewart clip.
The Whoafish has 3D vision and just can't believe his little blowfish eyes. What does he see!? Whoa.