Culture Buzz This is why no one should go to Wal-mart after midnight. Leave no cookie uneaten.
Culture Buzz Following the emergence of The Most White Trash Family Photo Ever, here are more photos from the same 2008 Mötley Crüe concert. These are all from the Riverfront Times in St. Louis. Photographer Steve Truesdell is the Margaret Mead of crotch rock.
Taken at “Crüe Fest” a couple years ago in St. Louis. They are all there…the juggalo, the wrestling fan, the pot smoking father and the consistently pregnant wife. Welcome to America? Nah, not quite…..just welcome to a Motley Crüe concert.
Culture Buzz George Cascone is offended his ex-wife didn't pay more to have him killed. “The part that insulted me the most is the fact that she was going to pay the hit man so little money,” he said. “She should've taken someone from out of town like Chicago or New York. And she should've paid at least $10,000. Two grand is not enough to get that work done. In a sense, you get what you pay for.”
http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=14347
This girl posted a story to People of Walmart about a trashy blonde girl butting in front of her in line, so she starts a fight. Somehow she fails to realize that she's the one being a piece of trash. The comments under her post are priceless. Because yelling “WELL I CAN F*CK BETTER” across Wal-Mart just screams “classy”. You mess with her, you mess with the whole trailer park.
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1926948
J Dirty has summed up the People of Walmart blog in a rap song. This video also works with “America the Beautiful” as its soundtrack.
Politics Buzz Remember Joe “the Plumber” Wurzelbacher? Unfortunately, so do the good folks at Christianity Today, who decided to let him announce that he would never let “queers” near his children. Furthermore, he claims to have gay friends who, despite his opinions, are going to “do their thing.” Wurzelbacher, however, declined to specify whether “their thing” included “eating children.”
Celebrity Buzz Britney’s former boyfriend, vagina-chinned paparazzo Adnan Ghalib claims to own a sex tape in which the former pop star wears only a pink wig and only a pink wig. This is huge news, as it means we may finally see Britney Spears engaging in a sexual act. (Also in news today: we’re doomed.)
Culture Buzz Tyra Banks covers “squashing,” a sexual fetish where men enjoy the feeling of obese women bouncing or sitting on top of them. Squashing: the new waterboarding? Let’s not give the government new ideas for acceptable torture methods.