Are you a white guy looking to fit in with all the other white guys on the dance floor? This may be for you. Click here for bigger.
Celebrity Buzz Did you know? Total lack of self-awareness! Gwyneth Paltrow's weekly email newsletter, GOOP, is comprised of lifestyle tips from Paltrow that the everyday woman can relate to. Except that it's not. Ever. Literally not once ever.
Culture Buzz Welcome to the whitest wedding in the world, ladies and gentlemen. (via viralviralvideos.com)
From disliking organic milk, wifi passwords, faraway laptop chargers, running out of hot water, warm pillows, replacing batteries on wiimotes, and cleaning ladies making too much noise, this kid's life is really hard. (via thedailywh.at)
Culture Buzz Despite what Darrin Henson would have you believe, dancing is difficult. Especially for us honkies. But fear not, my Caucasian brethren. I have compiled a handy list of fallback dance moves for the next time you find yourself forced onto the floor.
One of the girls in Room 312 is having some major #WhiteGirlProblems. She posted this hilarious sign on our dorm's laundry room door. She's offering a $5 reward, so you know she's taking this matter seriously.
You know your political party is golden when a well-known white supremacist defends your movement. Christine O'Donnell may not be a witch, but this guy is actually a wizard!
Nmachi Ihegboro and her husband Ben (apparently) managed to conceive a white, non-albino child without any of the normal adultery. Surprised geneticists are speculating that both parents must have had some white ancestry, which by a complicated scientific process called “magic” caused their baby to be a white baby instead of a black baby. Science is amazing.
So I think I just stumbled onto the whitest page on the internet. It translates rap lyrics, so everyone can understand them.
The Red House is a great place to buy furniture if you are black OR white. I know it is a joke but watching this brings back memories of living in the South in the 1960s.