Politics Buzz Obama's press secretary—then a reporter for Time—made an appearance in the 2002 documentary “Journeys With George”. “We don't want you to get the impression from this picture that Time is completely staffed by white males with blonde hair.”
Culture Buzz A rare albino Powelliphanta, a massive meat-eating mollusk which can grow to the size of a man's fist, was found in New Zealand recently. A man's fist which shakes at the heavens and curses Yaweh for unleashing this nightmare on the world. New Zealand is a country of sheep and horror.
Culture Buzz Yeah, the rapping is okay, but man, check out those pancakes!
Culture Buzz Marriage, in many ways, is like a marathon. Unless you're Kim Kardashian. Then it's a sprint. Mary and Raymond Donaldson, who met while running marathons, tied the knot yesterday as they ran through New York. Hopefully the groom's bloody nipples won't cost him the deposit on his tux.
Do you find yourself asking WWJOD (What Would Jackie Onassis Do) when getting dressed this time of year? To end the style debate—here is the definitive answer on when wearing white is appropriate.
We've waited long enough for a Luke Cage movie. If this is how it's gonna be, then we'll just have to deal. (via.)
Celebrity Buzz Here are 34 celebrities who's lineage is much more interesting than you would have thought. Who knew?
Dove vehemently denies this ad was intended to be racist. Unintended racism isn't much better.
Tech Buzz A new way to give Apple your money. The White iPhone debuts on April 28th in all Apple, AT&T and Verizon stores — in all respects, it's the same as the current iPhone, only a different color.
If Santa Claus, Sam Elliot and the Golem of Jewish lore were dropped into the Large Hadron Collider, what would emerge would still not be as wonderful as this follicular specimen. He Wins March Mustache Madness. Hell, he wins March Everything Madness. Use our image editor at the bottom of the page and mustache ride him into photos of your choosing!
Just try and thrust like this guy . Those moves can't be legal.
Mr.B The Gentleman Rhymer brings you a melody summing up 30-years of “chap-hop”, which seems to just be regular hip-hop sung by fancy English white dudes.
When in doubt, the San Franciscan dining community knows a good deal more about your bowel movement than a doctor.
…cause we'd rather party than get shawt. It might be terrible, but it's going to be stuck in your head for the rest of the day.
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Software giant apologises for altering a photo on its website to change the race of one of the people in the picture.
Microsoft's website in Poland replaces a friendly looking black man found on their English site with a creepy looking white guy. Microsoft has since apologized and changed the image back, but that hasn't stopped the Something Awful forums from taking it and running with it.
Don't you hate it when you have the courtesy to invite the White Ninja to dinner, and he just shows up and karate chops everything?