MUSIC BUZZ: After a turn on Broadway, Alisan Porter’s back to making music — check out her MySpace page. She’s all grown up! Makes one wonder whatever happened to Jim Belushi. Oh, now I remember.

The Best Links:

1. The Alisan Porter Project
2. So What’s Curly Sue Up to These Days?

TV BUZZ: She’s baaaaack! Did you know The Today Show is on TV every morning for FOUR HOURS? Well, it is, and Kathie Lee Gifford will be joining its last hour, which is mostly focused on “soft” news (read: cheap vacations and no-carb recipes).

The Best Links:

1. Fingers Crossed for a Gifford-Curry Arm Wrestling Match!
2. VIDEO: Kathie Lee Tries Out The Today Show Couch
3. The Kathie Lee Gifford Comeback No One Wanted Is Almost Here! [Featuring Nauseating Video Montage of Her “Greatest” Moments]
4. Shh, She Used to Be Jewish!
5. Rosie Vs. Kathie Lee? PIZZA FIGHT!
6. Awful Plastic Surgery Asks, “Whaaaat’s Up With the Face?”
7. Kathie Lee, Name That Tune!

CELEBRITY BUZZ: Mallory Keaton’s all grown up, and is slated to join the cast of Desperate Housewives. Not that she hasn’t been busy in cameo roles, fashion design, and fighting for creative equity, thus bucking the idea that all actors are self-obsessed dimwits.

The Best Links:

1. Don’t Call It a Comeback (Just Call It a Sweet, Sweet Deal)
2. Family Ties Reunites On the Today Show (…Sha la la la…)
3. Mallory Keaton Blogs! Who Knew?
4. Mallory Keaton Designs! Who Knew?
5. Justine Talks Sex (and How to Avoid It)
6. Justine Bateman, a WTF Meme?
7. Does Justine <3 Geeks?

MUSIC BUZZ: Photographer Jason Lazarus has tracked down the baby who appeared on the cover of Nirvana’s Nevermind, and he’s all grown up. He’s a 17-year-old high school student. Here we are now, entertain us.

The Best Links:

1. Photographing the Baby from Nirvanas …
2. What Happened to the Nirvana Nevermind Cover Baby?
3. The Nirvana Baby
4. Nirvana Baby Now 17 Years Old
5. Artist Jason Lazurus’ Website
6. All Grown Up
7. Spencer Elden is 17